What WOKE Means

WOKE is Lizzo proclaiming she’s “the sexiest thing ever,” when to all of us she’s just unhealthy, annoying, and gross.

WOKE is letting the black shoplifter go free, but arresting the white clerk who called the cops.

WOKE is teachers who honestly believe they have the RIGHT to transgender YOUR children and talk to them about sex.

WOKE is asserting there are 76 genders when everyone knows there are only 2.

WOKE is HATING YOURSELF because you’re white, because the media and all the literature tells you to.

WOKE is also believing WHITE PEOPLE BAD, but then electing the oldest whitest man available without even caring about his qualifications.

WOKE is BLM rioters burning cities and looting private businesses as a form of “peaceful protest.”

WOKE is using pronouns and thinking other people have to care enough to use them too.

WOKE is every movie/TV show where the males are weak so the women can seem strong.

WOKE is also weak male athletes pretending they’re female athletes so they can FINALLY get some trophies.

WOKE is appointing Pete Buttigieg transpo secretary exclusively because he likes to suck cock, married another man, and they adopted twins.

WOKE is not wanting police protection anymore, because you’ve been convinced that all cops are racist and all criminals are merely victims of society.

WOKE is race-swapping white characters to black – but NEVER the other way around.


WOKE is the affirmative action hiring that gave us a BLACK FEMALE VP who does no work – because her job is simply to be a BLACK FEMALE VP.

WOKE is Dylan Mulvaney claiming to be a woman, but not removing his penis.

WOKE is Ilhan Omar immigrating to the richest, most prosperous country in the free world, getting elected to Congress, and then crying about “how oppressed black people are.”

WOKE is Meghan Markle marrying into the whitest and most enduring patriarchy of all time, and immediately crying racism.

WOKE is thinking you’re the good guy for helping young children castrate themselves.

WOKE is taking the name ANTIFA (it’s short for anti-fascism) for your group that uses fascist violence to shut people down.

WOKE is TEACHERS UNIONS that supporting Black Lives Matter, while doing absolutely nothing to address record-low reading and math scores.

WOKE is also Black Lives Matter doing absolutely nothing to address black-on-black crime, black homelessness or black poverty.

WOKE is labeling written language, classical music, punctuality, professionalism and math as “white supremacy.”

WOKE is labeling 175 million Americans “racist” because you disagree with them.

WOKE is people still wearing Covid masks two years after Covid.

WOKE is stupid-ass AOC crying over “kids in cages,” while ignoring the real illegals crisis in her own district.

WOKE is also AOC trying to gaslight us on what WOKE really means.

WOKE is flying the Ukrainian flag in your social media bio, but not the American one.

WOKE is following Greta Thunberg, an on-the-spectrum lunatic who thinks THE EARTH owes her a future.

WOKE is supporting an endless war in a country you know nothing about – because social media told you to.

WOKE is hating your friends who tell you that the vax kills people, instead of just looking it up for yourself.

WOKE is Sam Smith, who went from being a healthy, attractive, NORMAL man to being an nonbinary, overweight, Satan-worshiper.

WOKE is thinking that partnering with transgender people and drag queens will get you more business, not less.

WOKE is happily embracing the DIVERSITY INCLUSION EQUITY agendas that have destroyed every business they’ve infected.

WOKE is lowering standards in the US military, one of our last meritocracies, in the name of “equity.”

WOKE is climate change activists and agencies that destroy the environment in the name of helping it.

WOKE is voting Democrat no matter how much their policies harm you.