Send us thine asteroid, O Lord!
Thy vengeance be on us out poured!
Engulf the earth in flame and fire.
Obliteration we require.
Just like you did with dinosaur;
Destroy mankind with meteors!
Humanity has run its course;
Annihilation we endorse.
We praise Thee, oh almighty God!
Now, bury us into the sod.
Please hurl a rock of massive size,
To bring to us a swift demise.
Amen